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Laundry Hamper

I know what you are thinking; you think I’m insane right? A laundry hamper is an inanimate object and can’t possibly be out to get me. You may even be thinking I need some help, but hear me out. On any given day, there are piles of dirty clothes scattered around my house. These clothes, after a while, will drive a person insane. For some reason, they are always underfoot in the bathroom and in the bedroom. It doesn’t stop there though, they are known to be found in the living room and hanging out on the dining room table as well.

Any wife will tell you that one of the most annoying things in the world is a husband or a child that refuses to put their dirty clothes in the laundry hamper. Once in a while, it is no big deal to pick up after someone, but when it happens day in and day out, it begins to wear on your nerves. I don’t like to nag, but after a while, you just have to say something. You may also know that you will begin to hear all sorts of stories, and many of them will include someone telling you that they have no idea how those clothes get on the floor. It must be the laundry hamper spitting them back out.

After a while, I began to doubt my sanity. Both of the people in my home swear they aren’t leaving their clothes lying around. So the only thing I can conclude is that it is indeed the laundry hamper having a bit of fun with me. Surely the humans in my house cannot be that lazy or inconsiderate right? It has to be the hampers. I can’t understand what I’ve ever done to deserve the wrath of the laundry hamper, but I do know what is going to happen next. Either I’m going to go crazy, or I am going to get laundry shoots to replace the hampers. If the shoot starts to rebel and spit up clothes, I’m just going to save them the trouble and commit myself.

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